MERSON SACKED

[Magic Man Fan]

Apparently, he's told people in the Swan in Stonnall (where he is now) that he's been sacked.

Media not informed yet.

Someone get down the Swan quick to find out for sure.

[Cully]

How do you know this? who told you?

[Magic Man Fan]

Hang on. I'm going to confirm it asap. Got word from a friend who knows someone in there. Jolysaddler is on his way down to find out!

[rugeleysaddler77]

please god let it be true !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jolysaddler]

my sister has text her boss (the owner of the swan) and we are awaiting his response...

[freddyadu]

plz if there is a god this is true

[Zippy]

Oh here we go again.

Let me guess MMF, you've got a mate, who's sister's brother, lives round the corner from the uncle of the glass collector.

[Shad]

Please Lord!

[Geordiesaddler]

Hang on, if he's planning on playing on Saturday what the hell is he doing in the pub?

[Exile]

Oh here we go again.

Let me guess MMF, you've got a mate, who's sister's brother, lives round the corner from the uncle of the glass collector.

Well, if the glass collector's uncle's neighbour's sister's mate knows, it MUSt be true!

[Smeg!]

did he drink in there before he came to us, and will he after hes gone? i want to meet the b@5tard

[Shad]

Oh here we go again.

Let me guess MMF, you've got a mate, who's sister's brother, lives round the corner from the uncle of the glass collector.

But I am more inclined to believe MMF than someone who has just registered and is making their first post

[Student]

Oh here we go again.

Let me guess MMF, you've got a mate, who's sister's brother, lives round the corner from the uncle of the glass collector.

Actually, it was my girlfriend's sister's friend's husband, but close Zippy.

[Neuromantic]

Oh here we go again.

Let me guess MMF, you've got a mate, who's sister's brother, lives round the corner from the uncle of the glass collector.

But I am more inclined to believe MMF than someone who has just registered and is making their first post

exactly , please god

[jolysaddler]

Oh here we go again.

Let me guess MMF, you've got a mate, who's sister's brother, lives round the corner from the uncle of the glass collector.

not far off! MMF's mate(as in me) his sister works in the swan as a waitress!

[YGA Saddler]

Oh here we go again.

Let me guess MMF, you've got a mate, who's sister's brother, lives round the corner from the uncle of the glass collector.

not far off! MMF's mate(as in me) his sister works in the swan as a waitress!

Please be true

[PerStener]

but the youth team won today.. maybe we should let them play who know how to win

[jolysaddler]

Oh here we go again.

Let me guess MMF, you've got a mate, who's sister's brother, lives round the corner from the uncle of the glass collector.

not far off! MMF's mate(as in me) his sister works in the swan as a waitress!

Please be true

it is true!!




my sister does work in there

[Magic Man Fan]

I hope its true, I can get a refund on my banner material and paint and I'll go down the boozer and spend it on a few beers.

[jolysaddler]

i wish this bloody bloke would hurry up and reply!!

[Neuromantic]

Oh here we go again.

Let me guess MMF, you've got a mate, who's sister's brother, lives round the corner from the uncle of the glass collector.

not far off! MMF's mate(as in me) his sister works in the swan as a waitress!

Please be true

it is true!!




my sister does work in there

confirmation ?

[Magic Man Fan]

Oh here we go again.

Let me guess MMF, you've got a mate, who's sister's brother, lives round the corner from the uncle of the glass collector.

not far off! MMF's mate(as in me) his sister works in the swan as a waitress!

Please be true

it is true!!




my sister does work in there

confirmation ?

Confirmation that his sister works there...yes!

[CSFC]

confirmation ?

Aye, come on, one way or another please - I've got to go to the pub myself in a short while!

[Pedro]

Right its right by me

You want me to pop in a find out ?

[jolysaddler]

Oh here we go again.

Let me guess MMF, you've got a mate, who's sister's brother, lives round the corner from the uncle of the glass collector.

not far off! MMF's mate(as in me) his sister works in the swan as a waitress!

Please be true

it is true!!




my sister does work in there

confirmation ?

[Smeg!]

Right its right by me

You want me to pop in a find out ?

of course

[Magic Man Fan]

Right its right by me

You want me to pop in a find out ?

YES!!!

[shrewsbury saddler]

you do all realise that ,for this to be true,you'd have to take something Merson's saying at face value.could just be another sympathy bid.

[Exile]

Right its right by me

You want me to pop in a find out ?

You think you have to ask that question?

[PerStener]

I wonder if he are sitting there and singing I'll Be Gone by Daniel Broder


I won't last long
soon I'll be gone
I won't last long
soon I'll be gone

it's all the same to me
there's nothing to see
it's all the same to me

I feel so weak
I won't last long
I feel so weak
weak in the world

it's all the same to me
there's nothing to see
it's all the same to me
I'm not made to last
I'm not made to last
I will soon be gone
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

I won't last long
soon I'll be gone
I won't last long

I'll be gone

there's nothing for me to be
what will happen to me
what will happen to me
although I'll soon be gone
I'll still think of you
oh I'll think of you
and I will soon be gone